Human nature is just so strange at times. It’s so strange that many an online shrink is going to be spending a great deal of time composing online journal posts for his fellow shrinks. He’ll also want you to notice too. Because that’s something about human nature he won’t be spending too much time talking about. He might be embarrassed. Why should he be? Well, for one thing, he’s making a mint out of all those sorry never mind, expletive alert here folks who’ll be lying on his couch for oh, just twenty or so minutes.
While they’re busy moaning and groaning about how no-one likes them on social media, he’s busy taking another nap in his corner. He’s so good at this. You think he’s listening and all because out of the corner of your eye, you see that he’s busy scribbling his notes. You think he’s noting every word you say about just how unpopular you are on YouTube or any other social media network you’re using these days. But what happens when your short session is over with him? Has he given you any good advice? Nope, not at all. All he’s done is write out another prescription note for pills you’ve no business taking anyhow.
Will he be giving you any good advice to help you out with your social media (un)popularity? Not at all. All he says after foisting the prescription note in your sweaty palm is; see you back here, same time next week. He won’t tell you how easy it was for you to get in touch with him online either. But we will. Listen to this. How came it to be that he was so popular online. How come so many YouTube visitors liked the never mind, another expletive here he put up on YouTube. You see, it was just so easy; you don’t even need a shrink’s degree to do this.
All you need is a few bucks, a lot less than what you’ve been paying for your shrink sessions that much we can tell you. And there you go; you go online and make an order to buy YouTube likes. Yes, that’s right folks; you’ve like got to buy your YouTube likes these days. It’s pretty much the same as buying friends, well, not quite, but anyway. You’re not buying chocolates or jewelry to get a girl you really fancy to finally go out with you.
You’re not buying another round down at the local to turn yourself into the most popular guy in town. All you’re doing is using a really neat and, someone also said ‘icky’, we’ll say it’s tricky, but really, it works, cool YouTube tool to get YouTube visitors to really dig you. The trick is it only looks that way. But that doesn’t matter, because human nature being so strange and all, other people will be checking into your YouTube video to find out why you’re just so popular.